Car Insurance Reviews
7 Hilarious Reviews of Car Insurance Companies
The terms auto insurance and hilarious can be as funny as a definite possibility of getting an auto claim approval. When people get upset, their inner comedian decides to make an appearance on stage. Happy people can be funny, but angry car insurance customers can be downright hilarious. The following seven reviews will get a giggle, sometimes a laugh, and more often a guffaw. (Excuse some of the misspellings and grammatical errors — attention to detail is difficult when you’re fuming).
- Jose’s no writer: “Me an my wife been wit 21st centry for a long time to take your money is all good but when it comes down for them to pay you is a big issue I had my car stolen an all they use on the car was use parts wich I had to return the car bak becuse the parts they put in didn’t work at all the are the worse insurnce ever they don’t care they will tranfer you an tranfer you to different people I spent one hol day trying to fix my issue the suck” -Jose
Most editors and English majors will find nothing funny about run-on sentences or misspellings. Imagine that poor claims agent on the other end of the line. This customer is going to talk, and talk, and then continue talking — until they figure out how to transfer him to another department. - A snob from Dallas: “… in regards to car rental processes. Although I didn’t expect to get a vehicle that would replace mine in value, I would have expected to get something that would pay for a vehicle that didn’t remind me of the 1970′s, pre-automatic anything… After communicating my disgust about the poor process, I was told that in the State of Texas, they weren’t even required to provide a car. If they so decided, they could give me BUS MONEY and be protected…”- Dallas, TX
When people let their inner snob show, it allows everyone else to remember not to sweat the small stuff. Yes, most rental cars are lame, and nothing will replace a totaled Bentley. What is wrong with driving around in a Gremlin for a week, anyway? - Not a fan of the gecko: “You people have the most irritating comercial and every time it airs I have to mute my TV and leave the room its pretty sad when a gecko is smarter than the boss get real people and get a new ad campaign cause these really are BAD.” -Karin
Oh, come on now. Who doesn’t love an adorable lizard with an English accent? He can even do a two-step and fit in with New Yorkers. She probably kicks the puppy out of the way as she is stomping away from her TV. We all know lizards are smarter than the average boss. - Also not a fan of the lizard: “I signed up for Geico car insurance because the lizard guy said I could save a lot of money on my car insurance compared to the competitors…” –dorky
Please note, names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Karin the puppy kicker is shaking her head in disgust. Now everyone knows who trusts the lizard. - Application for Goto Hell: “I am so tired of AARP continually sending me applications for membership. They come with all sorts of names that are not mine, the latest being Goto Hell as the name” -Adrian
Another victim of the technology trap has fallen. Perhaps other names will turn up, such as Seymour Butts, or I.P. Daily. The human resources department should have had second thoughts before hiring Bart Simpson. - Good hands: “You’re in good hands with Allstate…around your neck” -Keith
Most gimmicks almost always end up being a public relations nightmare. We can imagine the advertising department sitting around a table hashing out ideas: “Lizards? Well they’re pretty dumb. Um, the crazy lady with the beehive hair is already taken. Jim! I place this responsibility in your hands!” - A message from an unhappy motorcyclist: “I FINALLY hear from their claims adjustor and he says, ‘Oh yeah! I talked to her, she said you backed into her.’ I laugh and he says, ‘I know.’ Then I get a letter signed by him saying they are denying my claim because I ‘BACKED into HER!’” -unhappy motorcyclist
Oh, if the insurance claim adjustors could rip the duct tape from their mouths and speak the truth! Of course, he backed into her with a motorcycle; she knew exactly where she was going. Imagine the explanations of terrible driving that exist.